Merondi
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Post by Merondi on Nov 4, 2012 0:37:06 GMT -5
Merondi shrugs. "Excitable? Maybe. But perhaps you don't know Slender Man and what he can do..." She sits down and takes out a flashlight, shining it under her face for effect. Her voice drops to a ghost story whisper. "HE once appeared in the town where I was staying... Everyone who saw him died. And not pleasantly. There was such fear that people began to go around blind-folded... Things were never the same. If he comes, guns or revive syringes aren't going to save you."
Merondi switches off the flashlight and throws it aside. "Now getting back to other topics..." She stands up and gets "Medieval Combat: Volume II" from the book box.
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NecroRaven
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Post by NecroRaven on Nov 4, 2012 1:20:04 GMT -5
Necro laughed as he returned his glasses to his face "Sounds like the story of the Guardian that I once heard. Not sure where from but obviously it was from my previous life, not that that's important or anything." There was actual warmth in the usually stoic nobody "As legend told, an entire colony was completely ruined by an ancient creature whose existence was to protect forbidden area. Some fool from the colony decided to piss it off and take some of its charges in hopes it would increase crops. Long story short, the Guardian slaughtered all the colonist and destroyed all their buildings."
Another chuckle escaped from Necro as he placed his book in the already read pile "Probably just a fairy tale to scary thieves and nappy children but a humorous one nonetheless." he explained before pulling out a new book. After reading the back cover of the book, Necro tossed it aside and picked out a new book "I don't even want to know what that was doing in a library." he stated before picking a new book.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Nov 4, 2012 19:47:06 GMT -5
Jayson silently creeps up on Necro and shouts, "Boo!"
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Post by Kirsty Cotton on Nov 4, 2012 19:48:14 GMT -5
Kirsty runs away to be devoured at Blackmore.
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Post by NecroRaven on Nov 5, 2012 20:42:13 GMT -5
Necro jumps slightly at the surprise. A deep sigh escapes from his lips as he slowly opens his eyes "I'm gunna ask you politely no to do that again my dear sibling." he stated plainly before returning to his book.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Nov 6, 2012 10:08:00 GMT -5
"Seems I scared you, but look at the kitty still on your head. It's still sound asle-"
Before Jayson can finish, the little kitty pounces off of Necro's head and scratches up Jayson's face before returning to it's sleeping perch on top of Necro's head.
"Ow..."
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Merondi
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Post by Merondi on Nov 6, 2012 16:10:12 GMT -5
Merondi mutters half to herself, "Roderick seems good at scratching people. Maybe we could train the Archduke to attack on command? Imagine, an option that lets you attack a bounty hunter with a kitty. Hmm..." She falls into a pleasant daydream about kittens and BHs, and lots of screaming.
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NecroRaven
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Post by NecroRaven on Nov 6, 2012 20:47:07 GMT -5
Necro giggles softly as he lifts the little archduke from his head then places it on his lap. Despite the fuss the kitten gives, it quickly goes back into sleep as it cuddles into the nobody's stomach. Necro sighed as he returned to his book "That's all nice and good but the little archduke needs to grow a little."
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Nov 10, 2012 3:30:51 GMT -5
A Moogle in Organization XIII's black coat appears through the portal and sets up a shop right by the doors to the bedrooms.
The Moogle's Shop carries everything, although most of the edible items are well past their expiration dates.
((OOC: This here be a NPC character, much like Roderik the kitten. It's actions are determined by you. You decide what it does.))
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Post by Merondi on Nov 10, 2012 4:28:22 GMT -5
Merondi eyes the Moogle, then takes out a purse of munny, stolen collected on her travels before Malton. "I would like a Castlevania Pot Roast."
The Moogle says, "Only Moogles in Castlevania sell that, kupo."
"Then a Werewolf Leg, please. Medium rare."
"You have bad taste, kupo."
Merondi sighs, "All right. You must at least have some Smelly Rice." The Moogle shakes its head. "Fermented soy beans?!" Another shake.
"I'm sharpening my knife, kupo," Merondi warns.
The Moogle makes a sign to wait, and brings forth a bar of sea-salt ice cream.
"Hmm. Not bad..." Merondi retreats to her couch with the ice cream.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Nov 10, 2012 10:53:17 GMT -5
"Oh Merondi. You just don't know how to shop."
Jayson winks as he pulls out his own wallet of munny.
"Surely you have ammo for a CZ-75 Compact?"
"Of course, kupo."
The Moogle places some pistol clips on the table.
"Ah, perfect," Jayson says as he pays up.
Jayson reloads his CZ-75 and walks out the portal, off to do some killing. He returns just a few minutes later all black and bruised.
"Hey, what the hell? Those clips you sold me were empty!"
"Bullets costs extra, kupo."
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Post by Merondi on Nov 11, 2012 4:01:54 GMT -5
Merondi observes, "This Moogle seems to be quite money-hungry, for a Moogle. He'll fleece all of us if we're not careful."
She turns her attention back to the ice cream. "Hum, I really recommend this flavor. It's very complex, sweet and salty. Almost as good as Castlevanian pot roast, which must be eaten to be believed."
Finishing the bar, she sees the word "Winner" printed on the stick. "Haha! Free ice cream bar!" She goes up to claim the extra bar. "Surely you can't break this tradition, Mr. Moogle. Fork it over!"
The Moogle gives a shrug, "Sorry, kupo. The lotto ended when the zombie apocalypse began."
"#$^#%!"
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Post by NecroRaven on Nov 11, 2012 17:50:57 GMT -5
Necro sighed as he moved the kitten from his lap to a corner of the couch. After setting the book aside, he walked over to the Moogle and couched down so their eyes would be level.
The one-eyed nobody began speaking in a different language to the Moogle
"Vis contingit habere in vestri inventarium, mira cibum item cognoscitur tamquam muffin?"
"Kupo?" the Moogle queried in confusion.
Necro smack himself on the face "Right, Moogles don't speak that language." he stated to himself before removing his hand from his face "What I was trying to convey was that I wonder if you have in your possessions a muffin."
The Moogle stared for a few moments as waiting for a punchline then went to obtain the requested item. Once it returned, the Moogle dropped the muffin on the table which appeared to be slightly roughed up.
Necro nodded then placed a large sum of munny on the table. The price was a little outrageous but food was rare now a days and such a specific desire seemed hard to fulfill. A small smile appeared on Raven's face as he began eating the muffin.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Nov 12, 2012 10:30:09 GMT -5
Jayson gets a bucket and places it right next to Necro as if he's expecting Necro to start barfing because of that muffin that is probably way past its expiration date.
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Merondi
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Post by Merondi on Nov 18, 2012 13:49:26 GMT -5
Merondi watches Necro enjoying the muffin. "Speaking of expiration dates... you're brave to eat something probably baked before the Apocalypse. Maybe it's a good thing the Moogle didn't sell smelly rice."
Merondi goes back to the Moogle. She points at him and shouts, "Achtung! Geben Sie mir eines Wurfmesser! Nicht zu teuer, bitte. Sofort!"
"Kupo..." The Moogle is obviously getting annoyed at these languages he can't understand.
Merondi winks. "I'm asking for a throwing knife that's not too expensive."
The Moogle offers a well-made knife, and fleeces Merondi out of another large pile of munny. Merondi shrugs. "Well, you can't use munny anywhere else, so why not donate to this Moogle?"
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