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Post by Jayson Exccks on Sept 18, 2012 12:53:33 GMT -5
Jayson looks around the Grey Area and notices Kirsty still sleeping. He takes out a marker and draws a monocle and a swirly mustache on Kirsty's face.
Jayson tosses the marker through the portal and escapes to his room.
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NecroRaven
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Post by NecroRaven on Sept 22, 2012 0:29:14 GMT -5
Necro yawns softly as he begins to stir. Despite lacking the ability to feel, the scientific nobody felt cold under his heavy clothes. With the world void of any interesting activities, Necro decided to be content with just staring out the window.
The lazy nobody perched himself on the windowsill like some sort of were-cat as he stared blankly into the empty city which once thrived with humans. A harsh hiss escaped from Necro as he thought about the humans. Sure they never had much reason to worry about the humans but for some reason he always viewed them as a life-form that yearned for more than it deserved.
After spending a few minutes calming down, Necro began to turn his thoughts to another idea. "Things are kinda dull around here. Maybe we should get a pet. A mascot of sorts. Puppy perhaps? No kitty, they don't need as much attention." he wondered out loud regardless of the occupancy of the current room.
The lazy nobody continued threw the idea around while he tilted his head ever so slightly to get more of the sky in his view.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Oct 21, 2012 23:15:38 GMT -5
Jayson sneaks himself out of through the portal.
At Lamport, he makes his way up to the rooftops. Looking over the edge, he spots three zombies clawing at the barricades.
"Well. Time to get to work, I guess."
Jayson leaps off the roof head first and pulls out his CZ-75 Compact. While falling, Jayson takes aim and fires two shots, dropping two of the zombies. He then follows up with a somersault and plants his feet on the wall. As the soles of his shoes starts burning due to the gravity still dragging him closer and closer to the ground, Jayson leaps off the wall and delivers a kick to the last zombie. The last zombie falls, but at the cost of Jayson nearly breaking his leg. Jayson is a little banged up upon hitting the floor, but he's still alright.
"Ow...I'm never doing that stunt again..."
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NecroRaven
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Post by NecroRaven on Oct 22, 2012 21:55:19 GMT -5
After what felt like hours of mindless staring, Necro yawned softly to himself. Since nothing much was going on, not like anything ever goes on in this non-existent world, the former scientist decided to explore the human world. Thankfully they lived on what would be comparable to a urban island.
Other than the sounds of a brief battle, nothing really drew Necro's attention other than the locker which stored weapons. A faint smirk crept onto his face as he lifted a fairly heavy box that was labeled 'EXPLOSIVES!'. He chuckled loudly as he opened the box and revealed the contents.
Inside were not the death-dealers that were stated but a simple collection of books. During one of Necro's supply runs he made a stop at a bookstore and quickly grabbed as many books as possible. Sure he had to drop some other stuff that the others might have wanted/needed but Necro wasn't going to allow this chance to pass him up.
Seeing that they had more guests than usual, Necro decided to merely walk past them and headed straight into the portal. Since his spot on the sofa was still available, Necro dropped himself onto it and set the box of books on the floor. The first book he pulled out seemed a bit odd but when he was collecting he didn't really bother to read the titles. It was a poetry/story book that was titled as 'The Bards of Old' which for some reason brought a genuine smile to Necro's face.
Without bothering to check his surroundings like usual, Necro began to read into the book until he had completely lost touch with the world around him.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Oct 22, 2012 22:46:43 GMT -5
Jayson returns to the Grey Area hours later, his outfit all bloody and torn. Jayson collapses on the floor rather tired, dropping his CZ-75 Compact, a spare pistol clip, and a fire axe in the process.
"Well. That was a bloody run. A few zombies and some innocent bystanders. Oh well. They shouldn't have gotten in my way."
Jayson looks up and spots the box of books Necro had bought in. He drags himself off the floor, approaches the box and starts digging around.
"...Really?"
Jayson pulls a copy of Twilight out of the box.
"...Calling this a book is an insult to all books..."
Jayson takes out a red marker and draws a bulls-eye on the Twilight book.
"I guess I'll go do a little target practice."
Jayson picks up his CZ-75 Compact and the spare clip and reloads the pistol. He passes through the portal with his pistol and the Twilight book in hand and an evil grin on his face.
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Merondi
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Post by Merondi on Oct 23, 2012 15:32:55 GMT -5
Merondi drops through the portal. "I'm back! Here's your SPAS. It served a great purpose, namely, doing lots of killing. And I brought something else..." Merondi throws the shotgun on the table and scoops out a scruffy-looking kitten with very large claws and odd eyes from her pocket.
"Had to massacre a few people to get to it, but it's so cute... First cat I ever saw in Malton. Look, it's all black and grey and looks like a little Nobody... Can we keep it?"
The cat gives a screech and scratching Merondi, dives under a couch and glares at them with its bright eyes. "Oops... Hope it didn't have Infection skills..."
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NecroRaven
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Post by NecroRaven on Oct 23, 2012 16:37:37 GMT -5
Necro sighed as he continued reading "Oh faithful Rodrick. How I yearn for your firm touch. Your stron-" He was suddenly cut off by the sounds of bullets "Now just what the hell are you doing?" he asked in a tone that sounded more annoyed than surprised.
It took Necro a few moments to notice the arrival of another nobody that was currently in the possession of a small cat "Well isn't this a surprised." he stated simply before forcing himself off the sofa. After he walked over to the feline, Necro stared at it for a few minutes as if trying to read its soul. With a simple exhale of breath, Necro finally reached out and patted the creature's head "My vote is to keep it. I think I have some books about this little guy somewhere." He explained before returning to his spot on the sofa.
Necro sat down, instead of laying down, as he returned to his place in the poetry book. A faint smirk could be seen on his lips.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Oct 23, 2012 17:56:28 GMT -5
Somewhere in Lamport PD, Jayson can be heard laughing like a maniac and screaming, "BURN!!! BURN IN THE FLAMES OF HELL, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!! HARRY POTTER WAS WAAAAAY BETTER THAN THIS CRAP!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!! BURN BURN BURN!!!"
One glance and you'll think Jayson had snapped.
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Post by Merondi on Oct 24, 2012 23:31:26 GMT -5
The kitten lies on the table, twitching its tail and blinking slowly.
Merondi shrugs, "Well, as long as nobody objects, I suppose we can keep it. As for names... any ideas? I was thinking about stealing Kirsty's cat's name. 'Roderick, Archduke of Snuggle, General of the Free Kitten Armies.' Of course, we could shorten it."
"Now the most important question... where do you loot milk in Malton? Maybe we should go raid the fridges of DHPD? I hear they have lots of coffee. And where there's coffee, there's milk, right?"
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Post by NecroRaven on Oct 25, 2012 18:10:34 GMT -5
Necro coughed loud enough to draw attention "That's a good idea for now but that might be a problem. Milk tends to spoil quickly so pure liquid milk will be hard to find. Maybe some of that dried milk from the survival stores."
A sigh escaped from his lips as he closed the book then stood up "This might become a serious problem that I hadn't thought about. There should be enough milk items with in the city to last until it is big enough to start eating rats and other pests. However that will take some time and effort to acquire."
"I hope you understand what that means sister." Necro explained in a concern tone "While I don't mind you having this pet, I also don't wish to be burdened with the chores of keeping it. Unless you will put the effort into caring for Lil' Roderick, then you shouldn't keep it."
He shook his head softly before opening the book again "If thou loveth thine with thy wholeth of hearts. Then venture to the fullest extent of thy prowess to secureth thine's merriment" A faint chuckle escaped from Necro's lips "Take for what you will." was all he added before grabbing the nearest seat in which he could return to his book.
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Post by Jayson Exccks on Oct 25, 2012 18:56:13 GMT -5
Jayson reappears in the Grey Area through the portal. He looks around the room.
"Where is that Moogle? I need some goods..."
((OOC: I seem to have forgotten to include a shopkeeper Moogle in the Grey Area in the very first post...Since the Grey Area is a pretty blatant reference to the actual Grey Area in Kingdom Hearts, there was a shopkeeper Moogle in said room. Oh well...))
"Ah whatever. Who needs goods?"
Jayson notices the kitty.
"KITTEH!!!!!!!"
Jayson scoops up the kitty and pats it.
"Whose a cute kitty? Whose a cute kitty? Yes you are. Yes you are."
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Post by Merondi on Oct 26, 2012 13:32:50 GMT -5
Merondi looks at Jayson and the kitten. "Eh, I don't think we could dump Roderick now if we wanted to. No worries. There's nothing guns, TNT and ingenuity can't solve." She stands up, "Archduke of Snuggles, I'm going to get your food. If I don't return, grow up and avenge my death."
Merondi leaves the Grey Area, stocking up on said supplies in the PD.
* Hours later *
Merondi returns carrying a large crate. "What do you know, survivors in the church are hoarding powdered milk. They died for their greed."
Merondi puts a saucer by the Archduke, then pulls a vodka bottle from the crate.
"I took the liberty of procuring drinks for us as well. Help yourselves."
She looks at the portal. "Hmm, can we barricade a portal? Some survivors might not be happy with us..."
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Post by Kirsty Cotton on Oct 26, 2012 17:10:41 GMT -5
Kirsty walks in carrying some empty guns.
At first she sees the crate of booze. She grabs a couple bottles then notices the kitten.
"Do we have any baskets around here? Kitten basket, anyone?"
She leaves again to search for a basket.
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NecroRaven
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Post by NecroRaven on Oct 26, 2012 20:23:28 GMT -5
Necro shook his head while keeping his eyes on the book "I'm glad you thought about us sister but I don't drink. However if you have I lighter or some matches, I wouldn't mind borrowing that." he explained before pulling out a half empty pack of cigarettes from his lab coat pocket.
A simple tune came from Raven's lips as he read off some lines from the book "Now, invaders have come and with them they have brought atrocities that demand retribution that only immortal fury can bring. And that fury will carry his warning to all." It was rather humorous how some ink on paper can create some of the best entertainment.
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Post by Merondi on Oct 26, 2012 22:17:12 GMT -5
Merondi reaches into her other pocket, and pulls out what looks like a severed red prosthetic hand, with some Russian letters carved into the side. Pushing a button creates flames on the index finger, revealing the hand's secret use as a lighter.
She sets it on the couch. "Here you go. Long story about the hand, so I won't get into that."
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